If the pros at Sun had had a chance to fix Java, the world would be a much more pleasant place. This is not secret knowledge. It’s just secret to this pop culture.
— Alan Kay
In practice, nothing works. There are all these beautiful abstractions that are backed by shit. The implementations of libraries that look like they could be beautiful are shit.
— Brad Fitzpatrick (taken from “Coders at work”)
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way
is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
— C.A.R. Hoare
An ideal world is left as an excercise to the reader.
— Paul Graham, On Lisp 8.1